Tapping your mom for pink mana

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I've given in. I decided that I would like to be able to look back and see what's happened to me. My exploits deserve to be written out, I feel. For instance...

This last weekend George, Ryan, Steve, Pete, and myself all went to Windsor. A great time was had by all. Some highlights need to be remembered.

-Me: "What is 'Stairway to Heaven' about?"
George and Steve in unison, "Hobbits."
-Me to the guy in the elevator with the hot drunk chick, "Good luck, man"
Him: "Well, she's my sister so..."
-Ryan: "I have two highlights. Smoking cigars in Fidel's Lounge and getting 3 lap dances from Catherine (the stripper Ryan became overly attached to on our trip)"
-Trying to hit George in the testicles only to discover a desk in the way
-Hitting Ryan in the testicles on accident
-Pete getting us into Blast and getting us free rounds
-Getting the most expensive speeding ticket of my life ($333.03)
-Local Honey
-Cuban cigars
-Mike, Julie and Liquid Cocaine
-Big Daddy Tank
-The bathroom of Blast
-Ryan throwing up in Fidel's Lounge
-20+ guys shouting "'O' 'H'...'I' 'O'" at the strip club
-Body shots
-The most drunk stripper I've ever seen
-Ryan having to pee and being turned away by McDonald's
-The Treehouse and Papa Chaney's Whiskey Well
-The best hand of Black Jack I'll probably ever have

Thanks a lot, guys.

In other news. I can't wait for work to be over this weekend and to head back up to Indiana for some tubing. Also, Lisa came over tonight and we're going to go see a movie later this week. Yep, things are about as fucked up as they've always been. I like it that way. I sleep now, as I must be awake in 6 hours to work out.

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